: Hanlon’s razor: Never attribute to malice what could be attributed to incompetence. Gillette’s …

: They laughed when I bought a St. Joseph figurine to help sell my house, but they’re not laughing now …

: “Gravity’s Rainbow” by Pynchon is the most sophisticated writing I’ve ever come across, followed …

: Select title: Mr. Mrs. Ms. “ugh, they never have ‘ra ra’” - rasputin

: Wife: um, where’s the baby? Me, patting my pockets: oh shit, I left it at home

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