2023-03-04: Devil: C’mon just trust me, I don’t exist World: ok

2023-03-03: They laughed when I bought a St. Joseph figurine to help sell my house, but they’re not …

2023-03-02: Wife: um, where’s the baby? Me, patting my pockets: oh shit, I left it at home

2023-03-01: Don’t judge a book by its cover, but by its ability to inspire one to commit murder.

2023-02-28: “Gravity’s Rainbow” by Pynchon is the most sophisticated writing I’ve ever come across, followed …

2023-02-27: David: And I can’t stress this enough, do not show this to anyone. Michaelangelo: ok

2023-02-26: Select title: Mr. Mrs. Ms. “ugh, they never have ‘ra ra’” - rasputin

2023-02-25: Hanlon’s razor: Never attribute to malice what could be attributed to incompetence. …